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Candy Demotivational Poster


PEEPSHOW - In the back of the cupboard behind the old boxes of rice, The forgotten Easter candy have their fun.


TAGS: peeps candy show
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Bizy

tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2012, 10:01 am
Very cute.
rerun - March 29, 2012, 7:18 pm

Great, love it.


LINUS -


TAGS: peanuts gang the great pumpkin vengance candy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - October 31, 2011, 12:44 pm
nice
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:48 pm
Absolute genius! This would make a great movie. Somebody call Rob Zombie, he makes awesome remakes. 5 dryer sheets for the dirty blanket
spacedog - October 31, 2010, 11:35 am
Nicely done RL.


SEEMS LEGIT -




BACON - Mmmmmmm bacon, it's meat candy...




1-UP MUSHROOM BIRTHDAY CUPCAKES - They'll make you loopy


TAGS: candy
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear



MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.




MUSIC IS LIKE CANDY - If you take away all the rappers, you are left with the good stuff.


TAGS: music candy
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by internetninjaII

internetninjaII - July 24, 2011, 4:25 pm
Don't worry Amren, we all hit rock bottom sometime in our lives... :P
Amren - July 24, 2011, 10:49 am
How I long for the day when rap goes away! Hey, I rapped...Crap!


24 INCHES OF FLAVOR AND FUN! - Sounds like a midget I used to date!


TAGS: candy
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 9:20 pm
What a coincidence! I saw them too, Tree! But it was just the man's daughter, so...
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 9:16 pm
Bridget the Midget FTW! On a side note, one time I was driving towards Chicago, when I noticed something. A man, about six and a half feet tall, holding hands with a midget no more then three feet tall. I almost crashed from laughing so hard! XD


PIXY STIX - Old school crack, a lot cheaper and the crash is easier to deal with (unless you're the mom)


TAGS: kids candy pixy stix crack mom old school
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

rerun - January 11, 2010, 3:37 pm

pixystickninja needs to cut this down for an avitar


LAWFUL EVIL - DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS!!!


TAGS: alignment dnd lawful evil military guns shiney eye candy
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by WingerB17

MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:30 pm
Ive shot people for less. lol jk


POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!




SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT - Sometimes you feel like destroying half the coastline.


TAGS: godzilla mounds candy crazy disaster
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by gibsonairguitar

MPsniper - June 18, 2011, 6:26 pm
i KNEW that wasnt a tsunami
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 6:24 pm
lol, but now that jingle is 5tuck in my head
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:58 pm

nice re-work dude....good first effort.


Dagoba -


TAGS: candy chocolate jedi star wars yoda
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2016, 11:50 pm
Awesome! Lol
NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:06 am
"Direct from the swamps of Dagoba...!" And you thought Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pies had a disgusting ad-slogan.
nicholsjoshua15 - July 6, 2014, 1:54 pm
I'm watching Star Wars : Empire Strikes Back, I love the movie but Master - Yoda is so annoying. If I had been Luke I would have killed Yoda and just trained myself or let Darth - Vader train me and use the Darkside against the Darkside. Like Revan did.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2014, 3:53 am
Oh, no! =-O Lol :-D
GaryO - June 23, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hah! The new kid’s gotcha there, cynic.
Glace1221 - June 23, 2014, 5:32 pm
Talk backwards, this one not. Imposter, this Yoda is.


THE ELVIS DONUT - Peanut butter glazed donut topped with bananas and bacon... ...Thank you,thank you very much!


TAGS: candy
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Ozzy Osbourne Fan - March 25, 2009, 1:58 pm
Incredibly good idea. very nice


FUN SIZED SNICKERS? -


TAGS: tiny hardly worth the effort candy bars
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by sickartist

BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:42 pm
I see, a pinball flipper, eH!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
It's a finishing move....I remember the arcade game.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
Hey, he only wants is his watch back
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Okay, yeah, he's not doing a basketball signal. Bart will tell you what my avatar's doing. He's one of the few others here that knows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
WTF is that supposed to mean?....are you dissing my mother?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:33 pm
:})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:28 pm
Steam trains eh?....you are a backwards people. Take it easy Derek, I'm just funnin with ya.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
Humour can be like pressure in a steam train. You seem to have let off too much Mooooooooooooooooooo.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Sorry about that. I never was much good at basketball.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Ha!...even spell check hates New Zealand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
I forget ....does Kiwi mean you're from New Zealand, or that you're totally gay?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:18 pm
The urge to reply with, "Yes, yours" was not exactly defeated seeing how, well, I still typed it... but no, my avatar is signaling the DOUBLE DRIBBLE violation in the game of basketball. Good guess, though. ;)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Thank you Produce. Is your avatar tossing a salad?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:12 pm
I'm a Kiwi Mooooooooooooooooooo, as your globe should tell yooooooooooooo.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
;}) looks exactly like V, Derek.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
Where are you from Derek....I'll come up with some more appropriate stereotypes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
Narwhals go wherever I tell them to.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
It's true, I am 4º out, however your knowledge of narwhals is a hemisphere out. ;})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:58 pm
Just checked my globe....opposite side of the planet from England is Ocean....so I'm gonna assume you're a Narwhal.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker - yes, I am having fun now! ;})
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:53 pm
So glad you've learnt to spell you name consistently Mooooooooooooooooooo. The self-respect was hard-earned. I think we got it from the same institution. (Not a "Limey" BTW - opposite side of the planet.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm
Fish and chips in newspaper?.....where's your self respect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
Just because they only let you limey fucks eat black pudding and Indian takeaways....doesn't give you the right to criticize Derek.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
and you weigh... ?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 11:41 am
Agreed. 5.


NINTENDO - Gaining the preferences of the furry fandom


TAGS: krystal barbara the bat candy kong midna
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Hypercat-Z

Mursa - August 8, 2009, 11:47 pm
well.... theres krystal so I wont disagree to much. They got my vote.


JESUS CHRIST - Who knew he lived in a Kit Kat bar?


TAGS: candy
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Koradan - June 25, 2010, 7:47 pm
mmmmmmmmmmmm, that's good Jesus!!
agdaniele - April 21, 2009, 1:04 am
Finally, a communion wafer we can all enjoy!


HAPPINESS - Is like Candy ,..ya gotta share it..


TAGS: candy share happiness friends love
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Mistyblu

Mistyblu - March 2, 2012, 9:22 pm
i did it!...i made one for motitwist also...:)
Verdeckt - March 2, 2012, 3:14 pm
It's nothing wrong, Moti-Twist is a sister site to Motifake, located here > www.motivationaltwist.com for posters that can be interpreted in a positive (ie not demotivational) way.
Mistyblu - March 1, 2012, 3:13 pm
where is moti twist..would you give me the link?..directions.?I hope I havent done anything wrong. I can also be reached at [email protected]
Mistyblu - March 1, 2012, 3:10 pm
Not terribly good with computers..what do i do?Would you help me please.
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:54 pm
Please also upload to Moti-Twist


CANDY - When people ask me to share... I give them the ones I don't like




REPUBLICANS - Creepy old white men with candy


TAGS: republicans candy old men
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

Uncle Sam - February 18, 2009, 10:51 am
stays at the Iowa Ballroom


SUCH IS LIFE - Being a pezimist means always expecting to be out of candy




DEEP FRIED CADBURY CREME EGG - HAPPY EASTER!


TAGS: candy
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

HtD - April 13, 2009, 7:31 am
Damnit, I get what you're saying Sean.
Sean - April 13, 2009, 3:10 am
It's at times like this that I must come face to face with the fact that I've have probably seen way too much porn. And anyone who gets what I'm saying ... you too.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 12, 2009, 11:49 pm
My god, you're evil, aren't you? Is Hawaii not already some wonderland of beautiful weather, fresh fruit, gorgeous women, and the best coffee? Do you need to gild that lily? Look at that thing! It's like candy became an angel. *sob* I'm on a diet!!!
BoneCD - April 12, 2009, 11:10 pm
I'm sooooooooooo jealous


EYE CANDY - It ain't always about the babes


TAGS: eyes candy babes
Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:00 pm
Yikes! 5 runny centers.


IT'S A TRAP! - "Hey! There's no candy in here!!"


TAGS: babysitter candy childcar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by kytomo

the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 11:02 pm
Hammy, cut the other pedo's some slack will ya?


CADBURY CREAM EGGS - Why I love Easter candy the most...




STUPIDITY MEDICINE - Which pill will you take today?


TAGS: candy
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Shotsy - June 22, 2009, 9:48 pm
Ahhh crap I forgot to take my crazy pill today!


DON'T WORRY KIDS - It's just the FBI




FREE CANDY.... - Looks legit to me


TAGS: candy
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by btgeiser

dy2012 - May 30, 2012, 6:09 am
hehehe.. more legit if he put Willy Wanker


NO GRANDMA NO - I will not eat your candy !


TAGS: no grandma not eat candy
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:29 pm
I think she is getting ready for a rave or possibly, The Burning Man...
dslohand - June 11, 2012, 8:11 pm
Horiz. stripes just dont work here. maybe the Saran wrap look? whew, 5 big chokes
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:49 am
I will never look at edible underwear the same
MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 4:04 am
The saddest part is that she really is someones grandma! THE HORROR!
lgvernon - June 9, 2012, 12:38 pm

The bottles in the background tell a sad story. Nonetheless, someone hand me a cigar. I have the overpowering urge to burn out my eyes.
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 8:15 am
DANG
pickleviper - June 9, 2012, 7:39 am
Grooooooooooooooossss!!!


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: candygram
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:36 am
5 pizza delivery poodles
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 11, 2009, 1:48 am
Genius. A respectful cadre of five bowing lions, good sir.
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:49 am
Hey thanks. Unexpected. But, in this life, you take it where you can get it ... which is often where someone else forgot they left it.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 12:46 am
Congrats on the perfect poster through 10 votes
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 12:25 am
We need a Mel Brooks day on the calendar. 5L Sean.
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:05 am
"Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!"
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:05 am
I can now picture that too. God I love that movie. On my top ten for sure.
WTFO - November 11, 2009, 12:01 am
Your reference to 'candygram!' reminds me of Blazing Saddles "Mongo like candy."
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks, dudes. And WTFO, I originally had "candygram!" in the text but it made it kinda muddled. That skit is on Youtube, by the way.
WTFO - November 10, 2009, 11:43 pm
Outstanding! Might that have been a land-shark?
spacedog - November 10, 2009, 11:36 pm
LOL! 5Ls


THE INTERNET -


TAGS: free candy looks legit
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:47 am
Hey I just meant natural causes ... like the flu epidemic of 1918 that probably iced up to a fourth of the world's population ... but mostly the old and the yound (and cute, especially the cute, that's why we are such a rarity now).
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 1:44 am
Cold case files, case closed.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 1:43 am
Oh, that makes me feel a lot better.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:41 am
In the pic in it's original size, you can clearly see a cute little blonde girl looking out of the window (the open one directly above the hood there). But don't worry. She's probably dead by now.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 10:21 pm
Down-low 5.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
Straight up 5.


HAPPY EASTER -


TAGS: bunny easter candy
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by heyyouandthehuhwhats

TheABC - April 28, 2011, 3:39 am
Just had an epic idea, motifake trading cards, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it,
steph1 - April 24, 2011, 11:42 am
LOL - after the easter holidays you maybe should go see a shrink - get well soon


satisfaction -




YOUR MOM WAS HOT -


TAGS: candy loving cubby
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - September 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
Candy Loving....great name
spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:21 pm
Woof!
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 11:45 am
ROR! nICE MAN.
ICEMAN - September 3, 2010, 11:24 am
Face, I would have thought you would go for the gutter ball. ;)
GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 11:15 am
that's Miss 25th anniversary, in 1979
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 11:09 am
I would take a shot at hitting the 7 10 split on that one.
Feasibly - September 3, 2010, 11:06 am
5L...That one gives new meaning to "picking up a spare"


EYE CANDY - Eye candy in a suit is like eating an M&M. It isn't until you get past the outer coating that you find the real treat.


TAGS: eyecandy suits men mandms
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:42 pm
Nah chocolate the peanuts get stuck all over your teeth.
Sho - May 5, 2012, 6:38 pm
Peanut


BIKER WEEK - It ain't about the bikes...


TAGS: candy
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

rerun - December 19, 2010, 3:54 pm

It's about the "ride"
Rikol - July 3, 2009, 1:08 pm
After checking out the hotness that is the biker chick, I noticed the guy in the black shirt and his woman beside him. LOL. Here baby, hold my drink, I have got to get a shot of THIS. LOL


CANDY - It's good for you.


TAGS: candy nsfw
Rating: 3.32/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 5, 2010, 5:57 am
To coin a phrase, um num num num num num num num.
ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 2:14 am
Say what???
Big V - November 21, 2009, 2:08 am
Ich wunsche der suesen maedchen.
Shiny! - October 18, 2009, 2:26 am
What do you wanna bet her name is Kandi, too?
untersturmfurher - September 4, 2009, 8:43 am
gimma Moar Candyand sexy women !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HowardG - August 25, 2009, 12:55 am
WANT
The Hoof - August 12, 2009, 12:27 am
That bitch needs to eat a cheeseburger, fuck candy.
mr_Jones - June 15, 2009, 10:35 am
Candy... I'd eat it right off of her
LogicDude - January 4, 2009, 3:23 pm
Awwwww, she looks sweet!


SCORPIOS & CANDY CORN - Suddenly remembered in late October, but forgotten by early December


TAGS: halloween candy corn scorpio zodiac signs
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

TheWolf - June 11, 2010, 10:12 pm
*sob* I can't beleive you understand me!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 7:51 am
Nice angle.


MEDICATION - A sure fire cure all for all that bothers you (well...that's what I heard)


TAGS: candy
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

lolman - November 4, 2009, 10:26 pm
Yah i wouldnt suggest this form of meds for people who have pre-dispositions to schitzophrenia or Bi-polar... speaking from xperience.. too many friends fucked up.. im still ok tho :) Ritalin tho.... thats just a brain chem changer..might as well take E's
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:54 am
nah i didn't know how to snort until after i quit ritalin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:05 am
did you try snorting it?
boeweizer - October 30, 2009, 2:58 am
i quit ritalin bc it didn't work
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 2:18 am
If you have adhd and are self medicating....Can I have your ritalin?
boeweizer - October 30, 2009, 2:15 am
dont trust them it help me with my adhd one time i took a huge hit and ooo look a a butterfly
Silvermist - April 23, 2009, 6:10 pm
Trust me on this one, that is NOT always true... depends on the person really...


CRUNCHY NOUGAT FILLING - Irresistible!




SWEDISH FISH - Its always the little ones, that snap first.




MARY JANE - Putting a Smile On Your Child's Face As Soon AsYour Back Was Turned




HUNGRY EMO - Cock or Candy she wants one of the two my vote is candy




COPROPHILIA - It's never been so much fun, and so very, very yummy.




The Sugar Rush -




Trick or Treat -




Overlord -




SUSPICIOUS -


TAGS: charlie oompa danger candy cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

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Cubbybear - March 1, 2011, 10:13 pm
Great (dirty)minds
culos - March 1, 2011, 9:58 am
great minds.... #119832 Like yours, good enough for 5 chocolate bars


DARE TO SOAR -




MY SUPERMARKET -




KISS ME -




LOVE NOTES -


TAGS: the glass ceiling at necco candy was shattered
Rating: 3.88/5

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MO - March 9, 2010, 1:42 pm
One of my fav quotes!! That will do!!
LogicDude - March 9, 2010, 1:39 pm
Sure these weren't from MO's personal stash?


CHOCOLATE BUNNIES - This always makes me laugh


TAGS: candy
Rating: 3.53/5

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GREAT THANKSGIVING MOVIES -


TAGS: comic genius i miss john candy
Rating: 3.21/5

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Stenboy - January 8, 2010, 1:25 am
I went to a matinee showing of PT&A with my girlfriend at the time. We brought a Big Gulp from 7-11 that was half C&C and JD. By the time we got to the motel room scene in the movie the Big Gulp was half empty. I never laughed so hard in my life.
union - December 26, 2009, 8:57 pm
One of those movies you can watch every time its on.


TWO GIRLS... - One Candycane. I like this better than the whole "Cup" thing.


TAGS: 2 girls 1 candycane
Rating: 2.77/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:31 pm
I'll pass... this doesn't work for me.


DEMOTIVATION - Starburst Sucks, and so do you!




EYE CANDY - for the ladies.......mmmmmmm


TAGS: ladies eye candy hugh jackman sexy man
Rating: 2.66/5

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Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:27 am
Om nom nom nom


FAMILY FUN NIGHT -


TAGS: so tired of chutes and ladders and candyland
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by sickartist

spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:26 pm
LMAO! 5Ls, sickartist.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:10 pm
expansion included?!? 5 ;)


TREATS OR TRICKS ? -


TAGS: woman boy candy car addiction
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by timmey

Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:14 pm
Mrs Robinson are you trying to seduce me? Well forget the sweetie and get me drunk bitttch
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:13 am
(carebear BANNED)


TUTANKHAMUN'S MUMMY -




CARNIVAL FOOD -




MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: shhhh im still giving mine heart shaped boxes of candy on easter
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 5:22 pm
More like... I'm going as "easy" hee hee.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 5:22 pm
Heh, #2 and #4 are 'like I totally forgot to dress up'.
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 4:47 pm
5L always...great, great ideas so blended together.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:33 pm
Great tag line


CHOMPERS VAN IS WAITING -


TAGS: chompers scary clowns that s not candy he s reaching for
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Chompers - February 9, 2010, 6:56 pm
Best $25 trench coat I ever bought.
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 4:38 pm
if by tricks you mean molestations, yes he does tricks...
CANADA - February 9, 2010, 4:36 pm
does it do tricks?
Faceplant31 - February 9, 2010, 4:35 pm
AMSOME MATT!! Nice Tirbute! 5 effed up balloon animals


SHHHH! -




#54 ENSOR STREET - Oh no no no my dear.., you have it all wrong... I am #5 Ensor Street.., 4 is the age you have to be to come inside for a Candy...


TAGS: sweety naughty old greybeard candy
Rating: 3.67/5

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5150monkeylove - January 13, 2011, 1:51 pm
you must be no taller than the 5 to ride the Grampanator. Please be advised kicking and screaming can result in sudden loss of life.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:10 am
Sick but funny.


INNOCENCE - Why yes, the candy IS in my pocket!


TAGS: innocence candy
Rating: 3.67/5

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coldinjected - April 4, 2011, 7:50 am
It's Anna Song
GFNeves - April 3, 2011, 4:51 pm
fasteddie youre right... geezus!!! name!her name?!
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2010, 9:53 pm
the bumpy road girl!! again
fasteddie - December 2, 2010, 8:41 pm
Geezus....
5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 12:05 am
She doesn't want the candy, dude. She is waiting on a negotiated price for the "date".


CANNED BACON - For emergency use only!


TAGS: candy
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

boeweizer - August 7, 2010, 1:33 am
even better its supposed to last at upto 20 years
rerun - June 13, 2009, 9:34 pm

looks pre-cooked as well. Even better
Cubbybear - March 26, 2009, 2:02 pm
Stock pile it for the zombie/robot wars.
Fatty - March 26, 2009, 11:25 am
Every emergency needs bacon.
LogicDude - March 26, 2009, 11:08 am
Looks like we can stockpile bacon for after the Apocalypse!


HEY, LOGICDUDE! - I'm letting you know your order's on the way


TAGS: candy
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

sweet - October 28, 2009, 8:20 pm
How do I order one? Can I has one that does guys and girls and cook's?
LogicDude - March 26, 2009, 11:19 am
Thanks Cubby! Be sure to mark the box "Fra-jee-lay!" - I think that's Italian...


TAKING BACK THE PEARL NECKLACE - It's easier than you think...wHy sO SeRiOuS?


TAGS: candy
Rating: 3.27/5

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jerqls - April 8, 2009, 8:07 pm
....so goooooooooood......
jerqls - April 8, 2009, 8:07 pm
Ouch! That tape is gonna hurt!
Cubbybear - March 27, 2009, 2:09 pm
Hey Mate...the sheila insisted that I do...then she'll take off the tape
Arrogant Knight - March 27, 2009, 7:50 am
Looks like a Greybeard party! ...Wait, Cubby, we said NOT to make MotiFakes out of that collection! Shame on you. :P


SUCKING TOO HARD ON YOUR LOLLIPOP... - ....Or love's gonna get you down


TAGS: candy
Rating: 2.9/5

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Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 7:02 pm
Luv this song :D 5 Ls for remembering me


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TAGS: candy
Rating: 2.65/5

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TOKENS OF YOUR AFFECTION - $12.99 Flowers, $5.99 candy, and a ten-line, hand-written poem... You really have taken the demonstration of true love to the limit, Don Juan...




ORANGE CANDY - Good...but not chocolate




CRUNCHY COATING - With a Chewy Center -- MMMMMMMMM




THE MILKY WAY -


TAGS: candy bar humor astronomy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:26 pm

LOLOLOLOL!!!~
lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:26 pm

LOLOLOLOL!!!~
GaryO - February 14, 2014, 8:30 am
So, there IS an apple (self: deep voice, duh)…..alright, alright….but….never thought I’d say this (sigh)….THERE CAN BE NO SWALLOWING!…aaaand the loser has ta shave.
lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:36 am

I may distract you with it...
lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 12:36 am

I may distract you with it...
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 11:43 pm
OK, but…..yer not gonna use yer neck are ya?
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 11:03 pm

Wanna arm wrestle?
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 10:58 pm
Charming
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 10:26 pm

No turtlenecks. I have a neck like Dave Butts.
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:04 pm
Well, shyt, there’s another E in Katherine, ain’t there
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:02 pm
Huh, maybe Katherin….with the complimentary turtleneck?......and 10Ls for Missy's comment
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:51 pm
I don't even want to know how the Milky Way looks from Uranus. See that's the kinda sh*t in my head...and a few 5L's too.
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 1:52 pm

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~ :>
lgvernon - February 13, 2014, 1:52 pm

Does this mean I am the Audrey Hepburn of Demotivational Posters? I always did want a swanlike neck.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:54 am
Too hilarious! Haha!
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:12 am
This kinda stuff I really love. Classic LGV.


NAME THEM -


TAGS: candy bars
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - December 7, 2012, 4:20 pm
never tried.. I have bitten them in half. I think what miss priss called a PeanutRoll I have know as Payday bar
ughomer - December 7, 2012, 9:50 am
Ever try to cut a malted milk ball in half, Airman?
Rudedog - December 7, 2012, 1:12 am
I'm just impressed that Ms Priss pulled down the Turkish delight at number 11. Can't say I've ever had the pleasure of T-delight
MissPriss - December 7, 2012, 12:19 am
NestleCrunch,Mars,Skor,CoffeeCrisp,Rolo,OHenry,Toberlone,AlmondJoy,MilkyWay,Snickers,TurkishDelight,SweetMarie,3Muskateers,Caramilk,PeanutRoll,CoconutDelight,Mr.Big,CharlestonChew,KitKat Or the PMS survival kit!Where's the reese peanut butter cups?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2012, 10:33 pm
You're freaking me out Gary.
GaryO - December 6, 2012, 8:41 pm
17-mounds or spunow (depends on how you look at it)
ughomer - December 6, 2012, 7:54 pm
9 - ALMOND JOY TO THE WORLD 10 - MILKY WAY IN A MANGER
Greeny - December 6, 2012, 7:14 pm
How in the world do you get a clean cut on a Butterfinger?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2012, 6:52 pm
Dental bills, childhood obesity, hyperactivity and diabetes. 15 is a caramilk.
rerun - December 6, 2012, 6:47 pm

Dammit Airman. #3 butterfinger, # 5 Rolo #12 milky way #17, that nasty coconut concoction.....#1 - 20, diet busters


Candy Corn -


TAGS: trick or treat halloween candy
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - October 17, 2013, 12:57 am

One thing you can do with candy corn... dissolve it into the liquor of your choice (I like it in vodka), tastes good and nice color too.
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 11:01 pm

My favorite candy~~


Stranger Danger -




Endangered Species -


TAGS: dark chocolate candy animals ingredients
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2014, 2:51 pm
I personally like Tropical Tree-Frog Tango, bwahahaha!
Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:04 am
I'll take two panda swirls and a sea turtle crunch!


Diet or diabetes -




EYEWITNESSES -




Safety Tip -


TAGS: trick or treat candy halloween
Rating: 4.17/5

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Sho - October 25, 2013, 12:06 pm
I think that's actually brilliant
PapaFox - October 25, 2013, 10:56 am
I heard a report a few years back of the number of children confirmed to have been injured or poisoned by Halloween treats given by strangers since the 1950's ... Zero. Don't let the hype spoil a tasty holiday!


THE BIGGEST LOSER - Wonder which way the Halloween haul is going to tip the scales?




VIRTUAL PET - Some Assembly Required




FAIRY TALES REDUX -




Halloween -




PEACE OFFERING 2 - Sorry, Chick, I found this Gigantic Candy Bar For You But Culos Stole It!


TAGS: candy bar for thatonechick
Rating: 2.73/5

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thatonechick - January 25, 2010, 11:18 am
How in the hell did I miss this? 5L for the giant candy.


PARROT IS WATCHING -




Skittles -




I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE CANDYSHOP...LALALALA -




CANDYMAN - There's nothing sweet about being gutted like a fish !


TAGS: candyman
Rating: 1.78/5

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MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:23 pm
That's a pretty good movie.


BIT-O-HONEY - *SMACK* Bet ya *SMACK* can't eat *SMACK* just *SMACK* one. *SMACK*


TAGS: bit 0 honey candy
Rating: 1.71/5

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BoneCD - August 11, 2009, 9:26 pm
It's the stuff that you give back at Halloween
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:05 pm
That's an amsome adjective.
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:03 pm
LOL!!!
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 9:02 pm
ot's = it's in failville.
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 9:01 pm
The picture.... ot's been snyderized!


Halloween -


TAGS: halloween candy wi fi van
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - October 27, 2014, 10:54 am
5MACK!! Outta the park!
Thedge - October 26, 2014, 1:40 pm
With pay per use booths for s*e*x*t*i*n*g. Sheesh !


Eye Candy -




happy valentine's day -


TAGS: candy
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 12:38 am
Who ate all the CHOCOLATE???? (sound of shotgun loading) I want my fukcing chocolate right NOW!!!! LUUUUUUV the empty wrappers you evil duck! 5L
GaryO - February 14, 2015, 6:25 pm
win win...'cept for losing the stash


Halloween -


TAGS: pzy candy drugs adults halloween
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 27, 2016, 10:40 pm
Sick and paranoid! Definite ^!


CHOCOLATE EGGS -




Diabetic Nightmare ! -


TAGS: candy
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2015, 1:50 am
Every year, the same health challenge, no matter how I plead.
mizzdizz - December 28, 2015, 12:40 pm
I have an aunt that in addition to diabetes, food allergies! All the candy, nuts, n stuff? Is it a suicide hint or a death threat? LOL! The thought's nice, but you still have to throw it out. Everybody else got candy n stuff too! 5 L!


Your Demands -




HAPPINESS -


TAGS: beware of strangers unless they have free candy and a nice van
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 5, 2015, 8:57 am
Nice! 5L for poster and 5L for the tags!


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